Grand Opening

What better way to celebrate the grand opening than by blogging live as the show takes place.

Luke and Anna – what a way to start out the episode. Bonus: They are stripping. Luke’s boxers are hilarious. “You got any rope?” and Luke’s face after that sucking on the lime is priceless. The Swing… well took all of like 5 seconds. Wow. Patrick, of course, is egging it on. Love it.

The Zaccharas – why do they bore me so? I love Johnny’s hatred of Trevor. Ric’s hatred of his own father is something else. While Trevor deserves his hatred, I really thought Ric was turning over a new leaf. And who is surprised that Claudia is trying to be flirty with Logan and gain an advantage. She is such a manipulator.

Laura Wright is crying again. I wonder how much that girl can take of how much emotion she has portrayed recently. She has to just be exhausted when she gets done with a day of work.

Spinelli/Jason/Maxie – I love Spinelli and Jason together. They are just priceless. Spinelli looks so wounded when Jason yells at him though. Aww Spinelli is in love with Maxie.

Kate/LuLu/Dr. Devlin – I’m growing really tired of Kate yelling at LuLu and Maxie all the time. It’s a little over the top, in my opinion. She kind of reminds me of a bully. I’m sure the fashion world is cut-throat but is it really necessary? I would have told Kate off the first time she jumped down my throat. Why would Devlin come back? What an idiot. Does he have a death wish? I’m beginning to think so. And now Claudia is at Kate’s? I just noticed that LuLu is still wearing that god awful dress.

Carly/Sonny/Jax – I feel bad for Carly because she does seem like the only one that is believing in Michael but at the same time, she needs to face the facts! I like how Sonny and Jax are actually getting along. Maybe they are just tolerating each other, but still. It’s a vast improvement from when Sonny was treating his kids as possessions instead of people. You have to admire Carly’s love for Michael and her refusal to give up on him. I’m sensing a breakdown.